OK so my friend Brett has this big old uncle. His uncle is apparently a little "backwards". Anyways during a family wedding, the uncle starts telling them all about this girl he met. Apparently he had started dating a 24 year. Brett's wondering, what the hell is going on that a 24 year old would want to date his old, crazy uncle. So the uncle is telling them that "she didn't finish school or nuttin', but she's a real smart wo-man". She divorced her husband and takes care of her two kids. Since he's had a few drinks, he decides it's a good idea to start to tell them about the crazy sex they have. Well, one time he's hooking up with his girlfriend and he sees a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. He asks her if it represents anything and she tells him that if he puts his ear to it, he'll hear the sea. The uncle puts his ear to it, and said "I sure didn't hear the ocean, but I sure could smell the fish!"
Thought you'd like that joke. Definitely jacked it from Brett, but it's worth sharing.
Some pics from the festa.
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